Recovering With People Search

So maybe I was being a little dramatic last time, what with all the flu and dying and 911 talk, but geez...I was really really sick! The flu is no joke, guys. You know, it has evolved with time, just like any organism, except its evolution is sped up and really fast. Scary fast, even. But I beat it pretty good. There are a few residual effects, but those mostly come in the form of lost paychecks and stuff. Yep, I had to use up all my sick days to beat this bug. No way I was coming into work the state I was in..no way, Jose. Of course, people searches totally saved me from complete and utter boredom. They always do! It's funny that way. Like I don't really have anyone I need to be looking for, but if I just sit down in front of a person search site, I can whittle away the hours like nothing. Speaking of which, I also took up actual whittling. Or, whittlin'. I also got a killer tan after reading this article on the Best Fake N' Bake. I'm totally tan.