Thinking of Starting My Own Band

That's right, I'm thinking of starting my own band! Or, maybe at least joining someone else's. The only thing is, as of right now, I do not play any interests, nor do I sing, and nor can I write music or lyrics. So, this poses a big problem. I always thought I'd like to play the guitar, but maybe I should try the bass because it has less strings and I might be able to pick it up faster. Hmmmm. I was also thinking that maybe I could go into managing bands....I mean, I have been looking for a career change and I've been hanging out on in the music scene lately, and I really like it. I just need to find people who are dumb info to follow me. Ha ha.I need to locate a person to talk to about this. Maybe I can find someone on Craigslist, because I firmly believe that you can find anything there. Although my friend did send me a lint to GiantLists.com-Never Hire People to do For You, which is a list of things you should never hire people to do for you. I wonder if band managers are on that list...